On April 29th, the world (but possibly not as many people as were predicted) watched Prince William marry Kate Middleton; the commoner who has risen to prominence and is now not only known as the Duchess of Cambridge, but is due to become the future Queen of England; yet many onlookers (particularly young males) were both astounded and mesmerized by her sister Pippa Middleton; who has just been offered $5 million to appear in a hardcore porn film.
Vivid Entertainment; the $100 million a year company who are responsible for giving the world both Batman XXX, and Superman XXX; have placed the offer for Pippa Middleton to star in a new porn movie, after her appearance at the Royal Wedding saw this Facebook group; the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society; not only created, but gaining tens-of-thousands of fans within minutes of the ceremony.
It was Vivid’s founder/co-chairman Steven Hirsch who sent the offer to Pippa (who apparently prefers to be called Philippa); which contained the following paragraph:
“As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched a braodcast of the event, I coldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star. This week, after seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies.”
As of yet there has been no word from Pippa on her intentions, although it’s extremely unlikely that the sister of the future Queen of England would ever appear in a porn movie, despite the lucrative $5 million offer, the offer to let her choose her respective partner(s), and the fact that Vivid have been responsible for producing celebrity sex tapes from Kim Kardashian, and Kendra Wilkinson (they even hope to sign Kate and Pippa’s brother James, and have offered him a $1 million deal to appear in a separate scene).
Matt Wheeldon.
Source: Forbes.
